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Smash Barbarism!

I'm a 23 year old Field Artilleryman turned Human Resources soldier from Maine.

I have bad taste in movies, books, and music, and I like to be offensive.

I'm taken by a charming young lady from Virginia.
Feb 1 '14

Oh boy!

blueeyesandasharpknife:

I got a new blog.

I forgot the password to my other tumblr, I could only log on with my phone, and it would not let me get a new password, so fuck it, here I am again.

This is my new blog. I won’t be checking this one anymore.

Jan 29 '14
  • Yes, soldier. I am an admin NCO.
  • And to pre-empt your next question, yes, yes I do hate you very much.
Jan 29 '14

methrend:

hamsterloki:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

Holy shit ._.

Go and play Spec Ops The Line.
Because that’s what you’re describing.

Jan 28 '14

entertheglade:

damned-marsh-yankee:

entertheglade:

I know what I want to name my kids…but I don’t think Ben will like yhe names. How do I fix this.

Oh I won’t mind… but I get to name some too. No arguments.

HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU THINK WE ARE HAVING

Enough to carry on the bloodline :)

Jan 28 '14

entertheglade:

I know what I want to name my kids…but I don’t think Ben will like yhe names. How do I fix this.

Oh I won’t mind… but I get to name some too. No arguments.

Jan 28 '14
wtfsocialjustice:
“who thought that “cishet males” were interested to begin with?
”
Can’t we, you know, put people like this to the sword?

wtfsocialjustice:

who thought that “cishet males” were interested to begin with?

Can’t we, you know, put people like this to the sword?

(Source: wtfsocialjusticearchive)

Jan 27 '14

controversial-tabloid-story:

yousaynotorachetpussyjuicyjcant:

sirenknights:

Space, guys… SPACE!!!!

I kinda want all of these tattoo’d on me

fyi, these make really great phone wallpaper…

Jan 27 '14

crawlywhat:

~*~*gray wardens and grunge grunge grunge*~*~

Jan 27 '14

dainquisitioniscoming-deactivat asked:

Once you get this please share 5 random facts about yourself then pass it on to your 10 favorite followers xx

Five random facts about me… hm.

1. I love Ottoman military music.
2. I was named after a M*A*S*H character.
3. I grow out the top of my hair to aggravate Tori.
4. My favorite seafood is calamari.
5. I’m very good at skinning things.

Jan 25 '14

entertheglade:

mintsmintsmints:

Not only am I a Leg, but I’m a National Guard POG at that.

Fuck this shit.

Ben went from Active Duty FA to NG POG. Its ok :}

It doesn’t get better.

Jan 25 '14
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Jan 24 '14

I really wish I could just skip today.

I really don’t want to do NCOPD with the Brigade CSM.

Jan 22 '14
entertheglade:
“damned-marsh-yankee:
“entertheglade:
“damned-marsh-yankee:
“I should probably get a haircut today.
”
OHGOD. BENJAMIN.
”
Just admit that I have an amazing haircut.
”
Why don’t you cut the top EVER
”
Because I am competing with two...

entertheglade:

damned-marsh-yankee:

entertheglade:

damned-marsh-yankee:

I should probably get a haircut today.

OHGOD. BENJAMIN.

Just admit that I have an amazing haircut.

Why don’t you cut the top EVER

Because I am competing with two other sergeants to see who can have the most outrageous top!

(Source: damned-marsh-yankee-blog)

Jan 22 '14

I hate SSD

scrunnel:

danthemedicman:

itsramez:

takesabeating:

Hate it.

Skip to test, take picture of each question after you hit submit, exit before the last question , retake test and bam same to 75% of same questions. 

that’s what I did. I did it in like 14 hours on a 4 day.

you’re gonna hate SSD3. You can’t skip anything D:

SSD1 started making me feel ultra-motivated towards the end of it.

Jan 22 '14
entertheglade:
“damned-marsh-yankee:
“I should probably get a haircut today.
”
OHGOD. BENJAMIN.
”
Just admit that I have an amazing haircut.

entertheglade:

damned-marsh-yankee:

I should probably get a haircut today.

OHGOD. BENJAMIN.

Just admit that I have an amazing haircut.

(Source: damned-marsh-yankee-blog)